The online gambling site Bovada.lv is offering some crazy Super Bowl betting opportunities, including one where you can put money on whether or not KELLY CLARKSON screws up the National Anthem.

Here are some of the bizarre lines, with the odds as of last night.

"Will Kelly Clarkson forget or omit at least one word of the National Anthem?"  (Yes, 5/2

"What color will Madonna's hair be when she begins the Super Bowl halftime show?"  Your choices are:  Blonde (1/4) or any other color (5/2). )

"How many times will Peyton Manning be shown on TV during the game?"  (The over / under is 3.5), and "How many times will Tom Brady's wife Giselle Bundchen be shown on TV during the game?"  (The over / under is 0.5)

"If Tom Brady's son is shown on TV during the game will he be wearing a Tom Brady jersey?"  (Yes, 10/17)  There's no line on him wearing an Eli Manning jersey . . . but considering the insane odds of that, I would've dropped a buck on it.

"What color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that's dumped on the winning head coach?"  The choices are:  Clear / water (3/2) . . . orange (5/2) . . . yellow (5/2) . . . red (13/2) . . . green (15/2) . . . and blue (10/1).

To check the current lines . . . or to check out what they have for ACTUAL game-related stuff . . . hit up Bovada.lv.